Dating anywhere is hard, but dating in DC is a whole new animal. The men are as aggressive as the politics, and they can’t wait to tell you about how important their job is.

We’re your typical atypical 20-something girls. We’re tempting our fate in the dating world while trying, and failing, to control our sass and downplay our awkward and spazzy tendencies.

For obvious reasons, we remain anonymous and all of the names in our sordid tales have been changed. Read on to laugh, cry, and cringe with us as we dish out details in our virtual dating diary.


Lilith, Mary Carmichael, and Kate Chopin

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